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The Ten Commandments of Metal

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1. Thou shalt not kill…onstage.
2. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s axe.
3. Remember the Black Sabbath and keep it Ozzy.
4. Honor thy Guns and thy Roses.
5. Thou shalt not lie…onstage.
6. Thou shalt not buy St. Anger.
7. Thou shalt not make for thineself a graven ballad.
8. Thou shalt never unplug.
9. Thou shalt not drink before a concert…unless you’re Metallica.
10. Les is more.
I just came up with this out of the blue, one day. I had help from luckyfirerabbit in coming up with a few, but here they are: the 10 Commandments of Metal.

Oh, yeah, and Tipper Gore has a dirty mind.

Original 10 Commandments are © God.
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:headbang: This is the most epic thing I've ever read!